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27 December 2008 @ 02:34 pm
Conspiracy theory on the beach (from April 2007)  
(I was out with a friend in Paignton, England, on the beach)

We found the tracks of a pogo stick and traced it along the beach. What we found induced us to grinningly concoct a conspiracy theory to rival the most improbable...  

As taken from the notes made at the time, with ilustrations. 

  Martin tracks the pogostick.

Pogo stick marks

depicting strange chaotic movement and scuff marks, also intersected by strange tracks of a fearsome beast. 

 Evidence of a cloven hoof.

  Large dog foot print beside mine for comparison.
The pogo stick marks were found to have crossed a pool of water without having tocuhed the bottom. Thus one can conclude it was Jesus on a pogo stick. (after all if he can walk on water, it stands to reason he could pogo on water). 
Now in Faust, which also is believed to have Masonic connections, the Devil appears in the guise of a dog. 
Therefore what we had found was evidence of a secret Masonic ritual on Paignton Beach, wherin a re-enactment was conducetd of Jesus on a pogo stick, being attacked by Satan. 
As we drew this conclusion, amist many giggles, A helicopter came and hovered over us. Clearly we were correct.

Current Mood: sillysilly
Beebbeeb_almighty on December 27th, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
I like this. XD
Virginiabettymonroe_ on December 27th, 2008 10:15 pm (UTC)